The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to turn into a pebble

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the power to write on cellophane

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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the power to know when someone queefed

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!