- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to have udders for nipples.

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

the power to be super ugly

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

the power to become demented

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

he power to make mistakes

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The power to telepathically fold paper.

the power to make a pillow come to life once

The power to see through things that are invisible.

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

Pointless Super Powers