- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

The power to shit without squinting.

The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

The power of love

The power to open doors that are already open

The power to die at any moment you want.

The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

Pointless Super Powers