The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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X ray vision on chairs

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!