- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

The power to lock open doors

The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

the power to eat bread

The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

The power that will grant you no power.

the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

The power to lick your balls.

The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

The power to become famous on vine

The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

The power to scare female plants.

The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

Pointless Super Powers