The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to shit without squinting.

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the power to fly while under water

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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he power to make mistakes

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!