The power to push a door that only pulls.

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the power to be wrong

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to self destruct

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!