- Pointless Super Powers

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

+102

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

+80

The power to read all these post's in less then a day

+80

The power to forget what your superpower is

+76

The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

+76

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

+74

you do not need to eat but you have to sit

+70

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

the power to count from A to purple

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

The power to not exercise.

The power to do nothing with your life.

The power to shit out toilet paper.

The power to know you don't have a superpower