- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

The power to see through glass walls.

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

The power to smile uncontrollably.

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

The power to jerk off without using your hands

The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

The power to remove all flavour from food.

The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

The power to grab a cats face

The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

The power to sing with your buttcheeks

Pointless Super Powers