- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

The power to eat nandos

the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

The power of women's rights.

The power to be invisible when singing

Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

Delayed Reaction Man

having the same super powers as batman!

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

The power to start time.

The power to let someone control your dick

the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

the power to complete math exercises

the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

Pointless Super Powers