The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to look like yourself

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to be a gamer

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!