- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to see what's behind you.

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

The power to smell thoughts.

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

The power to know where the beef is

The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

Pointless Super Powers