The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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the powre to spel

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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make youself dumb

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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to spelle caretly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!