The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to turn into an escalator

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!