The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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to be shitty

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!