The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The ability to like this post

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to get hard at will.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!