- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power to do blink every 20 years

The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

The power to see through anything except air.

The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

The power to yawn with your mouth closed

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

the power tho vomit your poop.

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

the power of fart helium

The power to be powerless.

The power to not be color blind.

The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

The ability to read the recaptcha images

The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

The power to only be able to eat poop

Pointless Super Powers