The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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to die when you are happy

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to fart rainbows

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to think of food

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to eat soap.

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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the ability to type slower.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!