- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

The power to stick your head up your ass

the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

The power to waste money

the power to be able to speel ronj

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

The ability to not talk.

The power to never get drunk

The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

the power to youtube poop

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

The useless power to write about useless powers...

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

The power to attract bullets.

the power to shit with your mouth

Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

Pointless Super Powers