The power of women's rights.

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power drown in water

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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the power to complete math exercises

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The power to divide by zero

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!