The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The ability to police irony

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to have hindsight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!