The power to eat soap.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The ability to clean

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The power to breathe

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The ability to lactate air.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!