The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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Third armpit.

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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the ability to post here

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!