- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

The power to piss only when sleeping.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

The power to eat ass.

The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

the ability to walk half through a brick wall

the pouwer giv mee gramr

The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

The power to science.

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

the power to inhale and exhale air

the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

The power to read View Terms of Services

the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

the power to smell shit from miles away

Pointless Super Powers