The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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the power to instantly die

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the power to create bad superpowers

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the power of words

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The power to smell thoughts.

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!