To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to control yourself

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to walk on two legs

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to not exercise.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!