The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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A healing punch

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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the power to be able to blow air

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to burn the sun.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!