The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to see air

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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Being a freemason

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!