The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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the power to see into the present.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The ability to smell colors.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to be powerless.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to die

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!