- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

The power to blow up when you blink

The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

The power to to think less

The power to f*ck yourself

The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

The ability to smell colors.

The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

The power to fly when u are in an elevator

The ability to fart pee.

Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

The power to breathe

The power to grow one wing

The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

The power to wet yourself at will.

The power to be powerless

The power to turn into birdseed

The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

The power to feel pain when ever you want

The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

Pointless Super Powers