The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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See through invisible people

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The power to be yourself.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to blow up when you blink

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!