The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to die.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!