The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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the power to go on this website

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The power drown in water

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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Lactokinesis

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the power to jerk off

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!