The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The ability to part...hair.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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the power to do one push-up

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!