the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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Super-slowness

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!