- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

the power to be invisible when sleep.

the power of words

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

the power to like mass effect 3

Tha ability to not be able to fly

The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

the power to make realy convincing whale noises

The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

The power to uncontrally boop

The power to control your own limb movement

The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

The power to make yourself deaf.

The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

The power to troll.

The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

Power to not have any power.

Pointless Super Powers