They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The ability to levitate birds

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The power to write complete sentenc

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!