The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!