The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power of bullet atraction

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The ability to hear fish.

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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Useless super power? A shitbag (my former boss, now my employee, funny story really) at work heard I have diabetuus and started lecturing me in the meeting room in front off everybody as how sugar was bad, and that I should not drink artificial sugar and sodas and... ...Anyway he refused to shut up and had (back then) the guts to point at me and shout "SHUT UP I AM LECTURING YOU!" And continued "avoid juice and whatnot... ...Then I had enough bullshit for one day, slammed him against the wall and shouted: ITS DIABETES TYPE ONE QUEERFAG! I WAS BORN WITH IT ITS CALLED BREATHMINTS MOTHERFUKKER! Point: He called the cops and made up a lot of lies about me such as: "rhe one where I made him FEEL afraid for his life etc" which my former coleagues comfirmed where not true at all. then he called his boss in order to get me fired, his boss contacted me, we spoke, my former boss/"lecturer" got demoted, now two years later I got promoted to his former position... ...Before I left work yesterday, I grabbed my insuline pen and stuck it in my tigh and asked him/it:remember about that time you lectured me about diabetes?"... Funny story really, you should all have been there.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!