The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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the power to instantly die

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to not get shit dick

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!