The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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Acid pee

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to have a power.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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Super-slowness

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!