the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to write complete sentenc

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to read your own mind!

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to ride a bike

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to shed hair

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!