the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!