The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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the power to taste your own spit

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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power to eat through your but

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!