power to eat through your but

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The ability to like this post

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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Immunity to medication

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!