You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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Taekwondo

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the power to go on this website

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to not see ads

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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the power to control urine

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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the power to die at will

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The ability to smell colors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!