The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!