the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to walk on two legs

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!