The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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Tits for a guy.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power to predict the present

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to fall up.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to have a power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!