The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to catch em all

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!