The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

The power to think you love her but you don't.

The power to take away powers but only your own.

the power to turn into amy rose

the power to have a pointless superpower

The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

The power to read but only when your using audio read.

The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

the power to eat with your butt

The power of making toast land butter-side up

The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

The power to no sweat in the cold.

the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

Nihat Do?an

The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

The power to fail every time you try to do something

The power to when you get scared, you fart.

The power to talk to people miles away.

power to fly...backwards.

The power to turn anything you touch into cats

ikawlhan forever

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!