The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!