The power to become a carrot.

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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captain obvious

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!