The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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the power to jerk off

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Lactokinesis

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to be pointless!

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!