The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to not be funny

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to create shit

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!