The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to see through windows

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!