the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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Lactokinesis

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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make youself dumb

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!